Mr Cadbury met Ms Rountree in a room on Quality Street, it was After 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! He slipped his hand in to her snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him have her up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed in Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun Sized Mars Bar. It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky Way!
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
“No,” she says, “yesterday I nearly got caught!”
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