Published December 11th, 2007 by admin
I’m Sorry Sir But…
The 10th annual cock sucking contest is this Friday…. Dont bother coming mate because we’ve got a girl to do it this time. Â But thanks anyway champ 
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Published September 18th, 2007 by admin
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rountree.
Mr Cadbury met Ms Rountree in a room on Quality Street, it was After 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! He slipped his hand in to her snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him have her up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed in Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun Sized Mars Bar. It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky Way!
Published September 16th, 2007 by admin
Non Alcoholic Lager
Non alcoholic lager, a bit like going down on your sister, tastes the same but it just aint right!
Published September 4th, 2005 by admin
How Old Is Technology?
“After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: “US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”
One week later, the Israeli newspapers reported the following: “After digging as deep as 5000 metres, Israeli scientists have found absolutely nothing.They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.”
