Tag Archive for 'funny'



Published December 11th, 2007 by admin

I’m Sorry Sir But…

The 10th annual cock sucking contest is this Friday…. Dont bother coming mate because we’ve got a girl to do it this time.  But thanks anyway champ :)

Published September 5th, 2007 by admin

A Few Blonde Jokes For Your Reading Pleasure

Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
“No,” she says, “yesterday I nearly got caught!”

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Published September 5th, 2007 by admin

Every Woman’s Dream

I think the majority of women would love a hand like this.

Every Womans Dream

Although fuck playing basketball, OUCH!

Published September 5th, 2007 by admin

What Your Penis Would Look Like In Another Country

Ever wondered what your penis would look like in another country, we have a selection of pictures of penis’ all around the world, have a look at a typical british picture.

The British Penis

Or click HERE for the complete collection

Published September 4th, 2005 by admin

How Old Is Technology?

“After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: “US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.”

One week later, the Israeli newspapers reported the following: “After digging as deep as 5000 metres, Israeli scientists have found absolutely nothing.They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.”