Published December 11th, 2007 by admin
I’m Sorry Sir But…
The 10th annual cock sucking contest is this Friday…. Dont bother coming mate because we’ve got a girl to do it this time. Â But thanks anyway champ 
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Published September 5th, 2007 by admin
How Big Is Your Penis?
Ever wanted to know the size of someones penis before there’s no turning back? Whether there well endowed or have a midget size maggot. Well here’s your answer, try this calculation below:
(Shoe Size + 5) / 2
I’ve tested this calculation on several people and so far had positive results, even tried it on myself! Hmmm.
Published September 5th, 2007 by admin
What Your Penis Would Look Like In Another Country
Ever wondered what your penis would look like in another country, we have a selection of pictures of penis’ all around the world, have a look at a typical british picture.
Or click HERE for the complete collection
Published November 11th, 2006 by admin
Fun Penis Facts
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inchesAverage length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain: 156 miles per hour
Calories in a teaspoon of semen: 5
Penis Bend: all penises bend slightly to the left or right.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,
doughnuts and pumpkin pie!
Penis Weight Lifting- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally
have to knot them up - while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and
yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. There are many other cultures
that do this, in fact
More Than One? In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two
penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
An Interesting Way To Greet! When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet
each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Do You Know Where Your Foreskin Is? In America hundreds of thousands of
circumcised foreskins have been sold to bio-research laboratories.
