I saw this movie the other day, although not for the weak stomached i found it a very powerful movie. I would like to hear from anyone who has seen it.
Heres the low down.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980) is a controversial exploitation film which was banned in Australia (where the ban has since been lifted), the United Kingdom and Italy, due to its depiction of graphic rape, torture, and the killings of real animals. It was conceived by Gianfranco Clerici and Giorgio Stegani, and made under the direction of Ruggero Deodato with a budget of around 100,000 USD. It is probably the best-known and most financially successful of the exploitation subgenre of Italian cannibal films.
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The one that goes all the way!
You won�t believe that what you�re seeing could have happened!
The most controversial movie ever made
The film contains two timelines; the �real� timeline shows Harold Monroe�s trip into the jungle to determine the fate of the young American explorers, and his later subsequent reviewing of the recovered films. Much of the film is the depiction of the �recovered� film�s contents, which grow increasingly disturbing as they are revealed. The films depict female and male nudity, rape, and human and animal killing.
So what is the true original meaning of the famous British word “bollocks”? The majority of Brits have used it at some point in their lives, more commonly down their local pub.
The story revolves around the Sex Pistols� 1977 album �Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols. The manager of the Virgin record shop in Nottingham was charged under the Indecent Advertisements Act of 1889 after police spotted posters advertising the newly-released album in the shop window.
During the trial, Richard Branson called upon the Professor of Linguistics at the local university, (a Professor Kinglsey), to define the word bollocks. Professor Kinglsey explained that the word �bollocks� was actually an eighteenth century nickname for priests. Because priests� sermons were typically a load of rubbish, the word bollocks eventually became synonymous with rubbish.
Ever wanted to know the size of someones penis before there’s no turning back? Whether there well endowed or have a midget size maggot. Well here’s your answer, try this calculation below:
(Shoe Size + 5) / 2
I’ve tested this calculation on several people and so far had positive results, even tried it on myself! Hmmm.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
“No,” she says, “yesterday I nearly got caught!”
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Etymology
Combination of elements suggesting largeness or length, deliberately forming a word likely to induce the fear it denotes: hippopotomonstro- (irregular blend [influenced by connective -o-, from French, from Latin, from Greek—connective vowel of most nouns and adjectives in combination] of hippopotamus and monstro-, from Latin monstr-, monstrum, monster) + sesquippedalio- (incorrectly formed from sesquipedalian or Latin sesquipedalia, things one and a half feet long) + -phobia
Noun
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (uncountable)
Fear of long words.
Which leads me to say I can’t see this phobia having a large curing success rate. First step is to admit you have a problem, but with this phobia you do that and your back to square one. Try saying it when you’re pissed, it’s funny trust me 
I think the majority of women would love a hand like this.
Although fuck playing basketball, OUCH!
Ever wondered what your penis would look like in another country, we have a selection of pictures of penis’ all around the world, have a look at a typical british picture.
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Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can’t be bothered with the fuss today
I’m going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube’s on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I’m standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck’s my fucking train?
London Underground
London Underground
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They’re all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.
All they say is “Please mind the doors”,
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don’t tell me to “Mind the gap”
I want my fucking money back
London Underground
London Underground
They’re all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They’re all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we’re all late for work again,
London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They’re all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground
Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it’s there, though!
A hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute on average!
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny!
A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador’s waving cape no matter what color it is — be it red or neon yellow!
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inchesAverage length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain: 156 miles per hour
Calories in a teaspoon of semen: 5
Penis Bend: all penises bend slightly to the left or right.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,
doughnuts and pumpkin pie!
Penis Weight Lifting- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally
have to knot them up - while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and
yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. There are many other cultures
that do this, in fact
More Than One? In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two
penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
An Interesting Way To Greet! When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet
each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Do You Know Where Your Foreskin Is? In America hundreds of thousands of
circumcised foreskins have been sold to bio-research laboratories.
