Strange But True
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7?8? tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28? (71.12 cm) long.
According The Solitary Vice (a book for doctors in the 1890s) women who masturbate
tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was
thought that they made women less capable of getting pregnant.
The modern IUD invented was invented in 1909.
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
An orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves
blood and other fluids away from congested organs, and provides a release in the
muscle fibers relieving tension.
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience
sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10 stated they do
not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside of the clitoris to achieve
orgasm.
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so
headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. .
It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured
her diaphragm out of cow dung.
Ever wanted to know the size of someones penis before there’s no turning back? Whether there well endowed or have a midget size maggot. Well here’s your answer, try this calculation below:
(Shoe Size + 5) / 2
I’ve tested this calculation on several people and so far had positive results, even tried it on myself! Hmmm.
Etymology
Combination of elements suggesting largeness or length, deliberately forming a word likely to induce the fear it denotes: hippopotomonstro- (irregular blend [influenced by connective -o-, from French, from Latin, from Greek—connective vowel of most nouns and adjectives in combination] of hippopotamus and monstro-, from Latin monstr-, monstrum, monster) + sesquippedalio- (incorrectly formed from sesquipedalian or Latin sesquipedalia, things one and a half feet long) + -phobia
Noun
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (uncountable)
Fear of long words.
Which leads me to say I can’t see this phobia having a large curing success rate. First step is to admit you have a problem, but with this phobia you do that and your back to square one. Try saying it when you’re pissed, it’s funny trust me 
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!
A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it’s there, though!
A hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute on average!
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny!
A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador’s waving cape no matter what color it is — be it red or neon yellow!
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
Continue reading ‘Weird Facts For You’
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inchesAverage length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain: 156 miles per hour
Calories in a teaspoon of semen: 5
Penis Bend: all penises bend slightly to the left or right.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,
doughnuts and pumpkin pie!
Penis Weight Lifting- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them - sometimes to such a degree that the men literally
have to knot them up - while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and
yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. There are many other cultures
that do this, in fact
More Than One? In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two
penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
An Interesting Way To Greet! When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet
each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Do You Know Where Your Foreskin Is? In America hundreds of thousands of
circumcised foreskins have been sold to bio-research laboratories.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.
He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.
A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.
Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: “We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.
“He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there’s huge damage to that particular area.”
‘Beyond belief’
Mr McDougal added: “Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.
“There’s a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.
“And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane’s flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was.”
A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as “beyond belief”.
He said: “We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.
“This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one.”
Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.
Source: news.bbc.co.uk
