Published December 11th, 2007 by admin
I’m Sorry Sir But…
The 10th annual cock sucking contest is this Friday…. Dont bother coming mate because we’ve got a girl to do it this time. But thanks anyway champ 
Published October 18th, 2007 by admin
New Money Making Forum
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Published October 15th, 2007 by admin
The Cadbury Drumming Gorilla. AMAZING
So funny makes me wish I was a gorilla, then I would get respect
Published October 7th, 2007 by admin
Easy Money For You!
All you need is a paypal account and you will recieve $1 everytime you send this report to somebody
Published September 21st, 2007 by admin
Free Slogans Website, Large List of Slogans
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Published September 18th, 2007 by admin
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rountree.
Mr Cadbury met Ms Rountree in a room on Quality Street, it was After 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! He slipped his hand in to her snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him have her up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed in Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun Sized Mars Bar. It felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky Way!
Published September 16th, 2007 by admin
Non Alcoholic Lager
Non alcoholic lager, a bit like going down on your sister, tastes the same but it just aint right!
Published September 11th, 2007 by admin
Fun Vagina Facts
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7?8? tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4 inches long and 1 inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28? (71.12 cm) long.
According The Solitary Vice (a book for doctors in the 1890s) women who masturbate
tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was
thought that they made women less capable of getting pregnant.
The modern IUD invented was invented in 1909.
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
An orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves
blood and other fluids away from congested organs, and provides a release in the
muscle fibers relieving tension.
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience
sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10 stated they do
not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside of the clitoris to achieve
orgasm.
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so
headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. .
It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured
her diaphragm out of cow dung.
Published September 10th, 2007 by admin
Supermarkets Taking Over The World
First thing, why is it that supermarkets are always bitchin� about each other (yes i am well aware of the irony of me bitchin� about them but that�s not the point) whose better than who and slagging each other off in the press, for fuck sake grow up! Besides it�s because of these control freaks that legitimate, friendly local businesses are slowly fading away and replaced by monopolising pricks in suits who think cheap, low, bargain prices are the only thing customers want. Whatever happened to the friendly neighbourhood butchers, bakers and candlestick makers? For alot of supermarkets may seem an ideal solution for the short while but what happens when ALL the little guys are gone? Two words Complete Control!!
Published September 10th, 2007 by admin
Patients �Lack Vitamin D�
The majority of patients who suffer a broken bone have inadequate levels of vitamin D, research conducted at a Gillingham hospital has suggested.
A Medway Maritime Hospital study showed that 96% of patients with broken bones did not have enough of the vitamin.
It is key to healthy bones as it makes sure that the body can absorb calcium which helps them stay strong.
